What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

For the First Time Ever, the Colossal Squid Might Have Shown Its Secret Face - AOL.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

How did the DMK alliance manage to keep the BJP out of Tamil Nadu politics all these years? Is the picture now changing in Tamil Nadu after the entry of Annamalai?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Report: New Development in Trey Hendrickson Contract Situation - Sports Illustrated

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are people so rude to debt collector’s? I am one and I am so tired of being mistreated. We are under paid and then have to deal with the most ungrateful, and disrespectful people. We aren’t customer service. Don’t get mad at us because YOU owe.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

What are some lesser-known facts about Bollywood and the Indian film industry? Are there any insider secrets that only those in the industry would know? How reliable are these claims?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Kobo’s Libra Colour and Elipsa 2E e-readers have dropped to some of their best prices - The Verge

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is it overstating to say that AI is on a par with the invention of fire, electricity, flight, or the Internet in its ability to transform our lives?

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Google adds AI features to Chromebook Plus devices - TechCrunch

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What happened to everybody's thick skin? It used to be that people really didn't get offended, now however, everybody gets offended by the least little thing.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

6,200-year-old ‘cone-headed’ skull found in Iran reveals cranial modification and death by blunt force - Archaeology News Online Magazine

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Sixers go center again in 2nd round, draft Johni Broome - NBC Sports Philadelphia

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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