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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:57

They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
—
Still no good
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Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
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